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Giants aren’t worthy of your respect

This morning I awoke, grabbed my phone and took a look at Twitter, because I have issues. Instantly I come across Jordan Raanan’s piece for Comcast titled, “Defending Champion Giants Getting No Respect.”

In fact, the title of the article should read, “Defending Champion Giants aren’t Worthy of Respect.” Sour grapes I know, but like it or not the 2011 Giants were the worst team to win the Super Bowl in recent history (except for maybe the 2007 Giants). An argument can be made that they were the worst team to win a Vince Lombardi trophy, EVER. But since I don’t have all the time in the world here, I’m going to stick to the last decade or so. Below is a statistical analysis of rankings and key indicators of overall performance. SRS is pro-football-reference’s Simple-Rating-System, we all know what DVOA is, and the others (point differential and wins) are self-explanatory.

Based on the numbers, the Giants were the 12th best football team in the regular season of the NFL last year. They snuck into the playoffs as the first NFC East division champion that didn’t win 10 games. They later became the first Super Bowl Champion to win less than 10 regular season games. Oh, and they didn’t outscore their opponents. The Giants lost to the 5-11 Washington Redskins twice. For Christ’s sake, Vince Young even engineered a victory against them.

Did the Giants get hot at the right time to streak to their 2nd Super Bowl victory in the last 5 years? Damn right they did. In fact, the 2011 Giants may have even been better than the 2007 Giants, a supremely mediocre team that, you guessed it, got hot at the right time. In the 2000’s no Super Bowl winning team before the 2007 Giants had an SRS rank lower than 7th – average excluding the Giants’ seasons was 3.3.  The average SRS rating of the Super Bowl champs during this time was 8.6. The Giants won with a 1.6 and a 3.3 in 2011 and 2010, respectively. Average DVOA rank and rating was 4.5 and 23.2%. The Giants DVOA in 2011 and 2007 was 8.5% and 1.9%. During this same period Super Bowl winning teams scored on average 134 points more than their opponents. The Giants were outscored by 6 points last year.

So where’s the respect everybody? Maybe the viewing public, analysts, and players are smarter than given credit and can see they Giants were the St Louis Cardinals of the NFL last season. Lightning in a bottle.

Now I have to get back to crushing my sour grapes in my dark cellar of depression.

Juan more year?

And here we go…what was once impossible is now permeating the collective Eagle consciousness: have recent Eagle defensive performances saved Castillo’s job? Bob Grotz of the Daily Times calls Castillo an “unsung hero.” The Sporting News is reporting that the Eagles players are buying into Castillo’s defense. WIP’s Ike Reese thinks Castillo deserves a full offseason to hone his craft.

Great stuff from the Philly Sports Report, but this quote from Asomugha is particularly damning regarding Castillo’s grasp of defensive concepts and feel for play-calling:

“We talk to him a lot because we, especially the older guys, like myself and Asante [Samuel], we’ve been in the league, you know, and we kind of know what goes on with defenses and what call is good and not good at any particular time,” said Asomugha. “So we talk to him a lot but he goes out there and he still has his game plan and he makes all the calls and he’s got a better feel of when to call what.

“Obviously we’re going to keep talking to him, because this is his year, so you’ve got to keep talking to him, but he’s doing a good job, he’s getting it on his own.”

That’s reassuring that Mr. Castillo is finally starting to “get it.” Here’s a thought, how many playoff teams have the Eagles played this season? Not counting the potential NFC East division champions Dallas and New York (because we all know they are absolute, 100% frauds) I count four (4).

San Francisco – Lost 24-23 in an epic collapse that will come to define the season

Atlanta – Lost 35-31 (see comments above)

New England – Lost 38-21, wasn’t even that close

New York Jets – hey – we got one yesterday.

So 1-3 with an average defensive effort of 29 points allowed. Not exactly performances that put my mind at ease on the defensive side of the ball. I don’t know how many times I need to say it, I like Juan Castillo as a guy, he’s hard-working (HARD WORK!), honest, and hasn’t run from media scrutiny. If he gets canned (and he should) there should be a place for him within the organization – even on the defensive side of ball, just not as the head honcho. If I’m Howie Roseman (and I’m not, I don’t have the voice of a prepubescent boy and I actually understand the NFL Draft) recent quality defensive performances against the Jets, Dolphins, and Giants aren’t enough to save Castillo’s job. Even upcoming quality showings against Dallas and Washington won’t be enough in my mind’s eye.

So what would it take?

Absolute dominance over the last two games that would continue into the playoffs. Even then I would remain skeptical. Ask yourself this, if the endgame is a Super Bowl (this year, next year, whenever) would you have confidence in Castillo from a game-planning/in-game adjustment standpoint against the NFL elite? Do you really think Castillo is up to the challenge to stop Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, or Tim Tebow (just kidding, Tebow flat out sucks as a QB).

I don’t.

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Holy shit how bad were Marv Albert and Rich Gannon yesterday? That was an atrocity of sportscasting on the level of the starvation in North Korea (RIP Kim Jong Il). The Santonio Holmes, mock-Terrell Owens Eagle celebration? Those guys had no clue. I also liked how Rich Gannon, Mr. Philadelphia native, showed unprecedented naivete by basically scolding the fans for their desire to show Andy Reid the door. [paraphrasing] “Reid has had only 2 losing seasons in the past 10 years, how could you ever consider letting him go?” Fuck off Rich Gannon. Now I know why all your former teammates hated you – because your a god-damned moron. I also really enjoyed Marv Albert’s “Boo Report” late in the game, “There hasn’t been one audible boo from the fans here today in Philadelphia.” Thanks Marv, I hope your announcing performance didn’t suck because you were up all night biting and sodomizing women in your hotel room.

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I don’t know what to think of Kurt Coleman. He’s definitely a playmaker – he forced a fumble and almost nabbed another interception yesterday. But at other times he shows an inability to make basic tackles. I guess he’s a work in progress. I’ll have to say he’s grown on me as the year has progressed.

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Philip Hunt played a solid game yesterday. Stat line: 6 tackles, 5 solo, with a sack. Hunt’s now got a sack in consecutive games. Hunt’s listed at 6’0″ 248 but he looks much bigger. Don’t know if that’s a figment of my imagination, or if he’s gotten stronger. Anyhow, I wouldn’t mind seeing him back next year. Trent Cole sees him as an “elite pass rusher in the NFL.”

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I’m really looking forward to reading how amazing and ELITE both Tim Tebow and Eli Manning are in today’s news. Consider that Denver was trailing by double-digits for virtually the entire game, and Tebow still only attempted 22 passes. That kind of goes to show Denver’s comfort level with Timmy’s passing ability. Let me just say this, Tim Tebow is an awesome fullback – when they were showing Steve Van Buren highlights yesterday, I was saying to myself how awesome Tebow would have been in 1945 when even the best passers threw for 180 yards a game with a 50% completion percentage.

On the NFC side, we see why any knowledgeable fan (including the majority of Giants fans) scoffs at the idea that Eli Manning is an “ELITE” quarterback. As much as it pains me to say, Manning is an above average to good quarterback. He’s nowhere close to elite. Must win game against a division rival? Three interceptions, 45.5 passer rating. The ELIte nonsense is a total fabrication of the media with a generous side of helmet-catch.

Casey Matthews takes to Twitter! Get’s slapped around.

Casey Matthews took to Twitter today to apologize/defend his comments to Tim McManus of Philadelphia Sports Daily earlier today.

So how’d this all go over with Eagle fans?  Some like it – some, not so much.  The funny thing is, Matthews blocked a number of twitter followers who mocked his tweets.  To which one tweep replied – “Blocked, he knows what that feels like.”

Classic.

News, Notes, Thoughts, and Observations

I really don’t feel like sitting down and writing a lengthy and coherent post so you’re going to get Peter King-stylee nuggets today.

Why the hell is Chad Hall getting playing time at the expense of others?

According to Sheil Kapadia over there at Moving the Chains these were the following snap counts for the offense against the Patriots:

Chad Hall: 26 snaps,  Steve Smith: 5 snaps, Ronnie Brown: 4 snaps, Dion Lewis: 0 snaps

Chad Hall: 5 targets, Brent Celek: 6 targets, Riley Cooper: 5 targets, Steve Smith: 0 targets

Why the hell is a guy who was waived in the preseason, and just recently signed off the practice squad (November 16th) getting more attention than established (and big-monied) veterans and young guys with much higher upside.  This is another failure of cohesion between the front office and the coaching staff (is the left brain talking to the right one?). I’m sorry, when I watch Chad Hall I see a borderline NFL player.  He may be quick, but he’s not that fast and he can’t break tackles or make anyone miss.  Why the hell do you draft Dion Lewis and sign Ronnie Brown to have them usurped by a less skilled, undrafted guy with zero upside?  I don’t get it.  It baffles my mind.  He’s the new Reno Mahe.

Just to note – McCoy is questionable with a toe injury for Thursday night – I wonder who’s going to be the lead back?  If Chad Hall gets the majority of the carries, somebody should put Howie Roseman and Andy Reid in touch with one another because they need to talk about things.

Casey Matthews says he wasn’t treated fairly

Great article by Tim McManus at Philadelphia Sports Daily regarding the “treatment” of Casey Matthews.  I had a fleeting tinge of sympathy for the guy since the coaching staff had no regard for his professional development, but, c’mon dude:

“A lot of the blame fell on me, which I thought was a little unfair.”

Yeah, sure, you were unprepared – the lack of an offseason does that to a rookie, but to absolve yourself of blame?  Give me a fucking break.  What a baby.  In the end, that’s what this team is made up of – not men, but sniveling little babies.  Speaking of – Matthews went on to say the following:

“No. I don’t think anyone will ever understand these fans. When we win they love you but when we lose it gets rough. That’s just how it is here. It’s like that in some other places, but not to this extent. Hey, just win and keep them happy.”

Go play in Jacksonville then you pussy.  Jesus Christ.  Underachievement creates acrimony.  Welcome to reality.  It’s the same way in any profession.  By the way, can we get more complaining about the treatment dished out by the fans?  Pull on your big boy pants and play.  Casey Matthews is making $811,000 this year, yet he can’t handle criticism for his incompetence.  Cry me a river.

Here’s my idea for drafting players going forward – I want football players who can handle the pressure.  I want mature guys who can stand up to criticism.  Enough with the fantasy football statistic divas.  There are too many of them on this team to even count (Babin, Samuel, DRC, Jackson to name a few).  I want team-oriented, mean football players. Preferably from big-time, high pressure football programs.

Speaking of statistical divas – Jason Babin!

Yesterday Babin came out with his little personal vendetta about being “mistreated” in Seattle.  Hmm, sound familiar?!  Let me ask you this Babin – why the hell should I give a shit?  Will this little wrong help you actually play the run this week in hopes that you actually make a tackle outside of your gaudy sack numbers (10 sacks – 15 tackles outside of those sacks – 25 total in 11 games).   Enough talking.  Play football.

Trevor Laws doesn’t get it either

I know you’ve heard it already because it’s a couple of days old:

“Watching the film, I think it’s an easily winnable game,” Laws said. “If we play our game, we should blow these guys out. That’s just how I feel.”

And this is exhibit one of why the Eagles suck this year – even marginal rotation players act like something is owed to them – the superiority complex that comes with the “dream team.”  The Seahawks aren’t good – I get it, but they did beat the Giants, Ravens, and (gasp) the Cardinals.  They have the same record as the Eagles.  The Birds have to travel out west on a short week and play in a tough environment.  The sharps in Vegas have the spread at -3, a telling sign of what kind of sentiment surrounds the Eagles right now. Please shut your mouth Trevor Laws.

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